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Actual email sent out by Trump Headquarters

Actual email sent out by Trump Headquarters
bear in my blue house
bear in my blue house
I see no way in which this can go wrong
I see no way in which this can go wrong
they really just combine any condiments huh
they really just combine any condiments huh
their hearts were frozen
their hearts were frozen
I didn’t touch the scissors i *swear*
I didn’t touch the scissors i *swear*
Construction Memes to Build You Up
Construction Memes to Build You Up
Socrates would be proud
Socrates would be proud
well, this is a better choice
well, this is a better choice
coffee is a bean, and beans *are* vegetables
coffee is a bean, and beans *are* vegetables
honestly, that’s talent
honestly, that’s talent
nailed it
nailed it
listen here, you little…
listen here, you little…
you’ve got to be kitten me
you’ve got to be kitten me
amen.
amen.
this cat is having a great time at the makeup party
this cat is having a great time at the makeup party
Don%26%238217%3Bt+mess+with+Liam+Neeson.
Don’t mess with Liam Neeson.
When+will+Facebook+learn%3F
When will Facebook learn?
The+shower.
The shower.
Over+attached+cat.
Over attached cat.
Join the conversation
3rd+world+kid+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+understand+Apple+store.
3rd world kid doesn’t understand Apple store.
Do+Russians+have+%26%238220%3BIn+capitalist+America%26%238221%3B+jokes%3F
Do Russians have “In capitalist America” jokes?
When+kids+write+letters+to+God.
When kids write letters to God.
Heavy+metal+kitteh.
Heavy metal kitteh.
Tom+Marvolo+Riddle.
Tom Marvolo Riddle.
%26%238230%3Band+nobody+will+take+back.
…and nobody will take back.
Ermagerd+Clerp+Clerps%21
Ermagerd Clerp Clerps!
Never+tell+your+problems+to+anyone.
Never tell your problems to anyone.