Younglings, amiright?

Younglings, amiright?

so warm and cozy

so warm and cozy

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

i can never show my face in public again

i can never show my face in public again

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

popsicles

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals