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Nobody owes you a smile.

Nobody owes you a smile.
Pup or treat.
Pup or treat.
Whisper, the Queen’s last corgi has passed.
Whisper, the Queen’s last corgi has passed.
Honesty is a spectrum
Honesty is a spectrum
كابتن أمريكا
كابتن أمريكا
Every friggan time
Every friggan time
Hermione and Hismione
Hermione and Hismione
Rookie move Slagathor.
Rookie move Slagathor.
Movie magic.
Movie magic.
This kills the butter dog.
This kills the butter dog.
Showed up to a party and blue myself halfway through
Showed up to a party and blue myself halfway through
It’s like yielding your finances to someone else. Counter point: I am not good at finances…
It’s like yielding your finances to someone else. Counter point: I am not good at finances…
My hotel is run by lizard people.
My hotel is run by lizard people.
Perspective is powerful.
Perspective is powerful.
I was bad and I feel bad.
I was bad and I feel bad.
DO NOT TOOT THE THING
DO NOT TOOT THE THING
Rambo+vs.+MacGyver+vs.+Chuck+Norris.
Rambo vs. MacGyver vs. Chuck Norris.
100+things+to+do+before+you+die.
100 things to do before you die.
Words.
Words.
Wrong+number+like+a+boss.
Wrong number like a boss.
Join the conversation
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…
This+is+how+I+die.
This is how I die.
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!
You+keep+using+those+words%26%238230%3B
You keep using those words…
If+you+watch+Cinderella+backwards%26%238230%3B
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+conspiracy%21
It’s a conspiracy!
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.