Diary of an addict.

the power of positive affirmations

the more you drink, the more political you get

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

algebra is like onion pie

but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over

thanks for the reminder, ikea…

bring back the cats!

this is my emotional support steak

spotify wrapped memes because we’re all about to find out how depressed we were based on the music we listened to this year!

this is how i became the fun uncle

when you have to roll with the lie

with copious amounts of that fake butter liquid magic gold

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

well that escalated quickly

royale burrito with cheese