please watch me jump off this cliff
… and diet soda, please.
Rice is great.
Spongebob on drugs.
Old McDonald had a farm.
Back in my day…
I didn’t choose the thug life.
This is why the chicken crossed the road.
The morning is so beautiful.
Why don’t we go around the room and introduce ourselves.
Who’s the best smelling actor that you’ve worked with?
We should ban life jackets.
I struggle with my laziness.
There’s plenty of fish in the sea…
Britain has good TV
Ross has no chill…
I’ve made a huge mistake.
Join the conversation
‘This is great for our public image!’ – Sarah Huckabee Sanders probably
Me trying to present an argument to my mom
Mayan entrance in the caves of Xcaret, Riviera Maya, Mexico
Just realizing how many giant skeletons are laying on the ocean floor from dead whales.
Trimming the under water lawn looks incredibly healing.
University of Michigan recovering a Woolly Mammoth skull in a farmers field
Mercedes a History
Found the next Zodiac victim…