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Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

I don’t believe you.

I don’t believe you.

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

Pregnancy tests are hard.

Pregnancy tests are hard.

Sorry, bro…

Married life.

Science throw-down

Science throw-down

I could read here.

I could read here.

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

1940’s Hilter jokes hold up.

1940’s Hilter jokes hold up.

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

A visual guide to the war on terror.

A visual guide to the war on terror.

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

The Duchess of Northumberlands poison garden.

The Duchess of Northumberlands poison garden.

Cool new profile pic