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Advice to live by

Advice to live by
Do you like water?
Do you like water?
Babe come over.
Babe come over.
If you have animals, I’ll just apologize now…
If you have animals, I’ll just apologize now…
So a client needs a website update. Should I take the job?
So a client needs a website update. Should I take the job?
Best. Fish tank. Ever.
Best. Fish tank. Ever.
Priorities.
Priorities.
ermahgerd a wersp!
ermahgerd a wersp!
Lets keep walking.
Lets keep walking.
Follow me I’m making ice cream!
Follow me I’m making ice cream!
The Ghost Clock.
The Ghost Clock.
Instead of going to Starbucks.
Instead of going to Starbucks.
How the Lion King should have ended.
How the Lion King should have ended.
Doing life right.
Doing life right.
Dear Kitten
Dear Kitten
Representing England
Representing England
Build-a-Bear+%5Bcave%5D
Build-a-Bear [cave]
Mask+up%2C+bitches.
Mask up, bitches.
Masks+are+tricky%2C+apparently.
Masks are tricky, apparently.
Electricity%2C+a+guide.
Electricity, a guide.
Join the conversation
The+robots+have+harnessed+the+humans%26%238230%3B
The robots have harnessed the humans…
%26%238216%3BBank+Teller+asked+me+to+take+it+off.+She+Just+laughed.%26%238217%3B+%26%238211%3B+Actual+bank+robber%2C+probably.
‘Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed.’ – Actual bank robber, probably.
Taiwan+Special+Forces+with+bullet+proof+face+masks+look+like+they+take+sample+c-19+pretty+serious.
Taiwan Special Forces with bullet proof face masks look like they take sample c-19 pretty serious.
OK+but+what+about+the+gig+workers%3F
OK but what about the gig workers?
Look+at+it+differently.
Look at it differently.
Don%26%238217%3Bt+trust+the+goats%2C+though.
Don’t trust the goats, though.
OK+but+what+about+the+child+brides%3F
OK but what about the child brides?
Dad+jokes%26%238230%3B
Dad jokes…