‘I didn’t need to do this…’

'I didn't need to do this...'

First of all, how dare you.

First of all, how dare you.

Start the new year out right. #hailsatan

Start the new year out right. #hailsatan

The Classic Epicurean Paradox

The Classic Epicurean Paradox

When they replaced his telephone pole, they made sure to keep the section that contained the bird’s nest.

When they replaced his telephone pole, they made sure to keep the section that contained the bird’s nest.

The final woof.

The final woof.

Yeah, every fortnight.

Yeah, every fortnight.

Ride or pie, babe.

Ride or pie, babe.

See yourself bigly.

See yourself bigly.

The 20’s have a certain vibe to them, it seems.

The 20’s have a certain vibe to them, it seems.

So you’re saying there’s a chance…

So you’re saying there’s a chance…

We shall fight the dreaded virii with… munitions.

We shall fight the dreaded virii with… munitions.

Aussie boops.

THAT’S AN ILLEGAL MOVE, BRO

THAT’S AN ILLEGAL MOVE, BRO

Would you just email the PDF?

Would you just email the PDF?

Snailed it.