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this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

the problem in this predicament is clearly a werewolf

the problem in this predicament is clearly a werewolf

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

This is a brilliant grandpa move

This is a brilliant grandpa move

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

When you gotta go, you gotta go

When you gotta go, you gotta go

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

24 then and now

24 then and now