looks at clock with contempt

*looks at clock with contempt*

The ocean is inside of this opal.

The ocean is inside of this opal.

What did you have for breakfast?

What did you have for breakfast?

Be drunk.

Riddle me this, atheists…

Riddle me this, atheists…

Help. The bad man touched me.

Help. The bad man touched me.

I need an adult.

I need an adult.

Thanks Obama

Clearly Japan is getting ready for war.

Clearly Japan is getting ready for war.

It’s dangerous to pause a Disney movie.

It’s dangerous to pause a Disney movie.

How does my new dress look?

How does my new dress look?

Nature + Advertising

Nature + Advertising

Embroidered fawn

Embroidered fawn

Okay, who was the jerk that dropped some molly in my coffee?

Okay, who was the jerk that dropped some molly in my coffee?

Volkswagen van for scale

Volkswagen van for scale

Watching a movie with a parent.

Watching a movie with a parent.