Hello Mr. Malk.

Hello Mr. Malk.

introverts shaming extroverts

introverts shaming extroverts

tortillas are just as versatile as potatoes

tortillas are just as versatile as potatoes

smoke alarms hate toast

smoke alarms hate toast

he just showed up on day one of shooting

he just showed up on day one of shooting

sounds like a solid friday night

sounds like a solid friday night

oh what could have been

oh what could have been

the lies we tell ourselves before having kids

the lies we tell ourselves before having kids

20 cloves of garlic

20 cloves of garlic

texting during the renaissance

texting during the renaissance

book bloopers

and now i’m crying over a pair of kitchen shears

and now i’m crying over a pair of kitchen shears

and this is why ska is the best

and this is why ska is the best

don’t say i didn’t warn you

don’t say i didn’t warn you

what jungle did you grow up in?

what jungle did you grow up in?

i’m locked out of everything, please send help

i’m locked out of everything, please send help