Feeling Lucky?

ah, a riddle with two answers

oddly uplifting
oddly uplifting
opportunity not missed
opportunity not missed
this person is a real boob
this person is a real boob
literally
literally
where are the fun and games?
where are the fun and games?
time for negotiating is over
time for negotiating is over
*buys stock in neopets*
*buys stock in neopets*
sit, stay, stay, please just stay
sit, stay, stay, please just stay
but i can’t pet a wolf?
but i can’t pet a wolf?
i’m a registered popeye’s voter
i’m a registered popeye’s voter
Goth is not the culture i associate with monster. wtf
Goth is not the culture i associate with monster. wtf
let him rest
let him rest
this hurts my brain
this hurts my brain
I wish they would!
I wish they would!
i never thought about but now i need to know
i never thought about but now i need to know
Hank+Hill+on+steaks.
Hank Hill on steaks.
A+Buddhist+temple+inside+a+cave.
A Buddhist temple inside a cave.
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+care+what+you+think+of+me.
I don’t care what you think of me.
Do+you+have+a+cold%3F
Do you have a cold?
Join the conversation
Breakfast+burrito
Breakfast burrito
Five+words+that+pretty+much+sum+up+human+history%3A
Five words that pretty much sum up human history:
Coffee.
Coffee.
After+a+night+of+drunk-texting.
After a night of drunk-texting.
The+world+on+fire.
The world on fire.
Earth
Earth
Thoughts%3F
Thoughts?
How+do+you+explain+a+sunset+if+there+is+no+God%3F
How do you explain a sunset if there is no God?