Alarm: 1, Me: 0

Bun boops.

When I boop you boop we beep.

When I boop you boop we beep.

Roughly*

Power can be synonymous with inequality.

Power can be synonymous with inequality.

Thanks I hate your cosplay, ma’am.

Thanks I hate your cosplay, ma’am.

Thanks Jogn, your stache is killer, these days.

Thanks Jogn, your stache is killer, these days.

RIP in Peace, Dewey the gato.

RIP in Peace, Dewey the gato.

*coughs involuntarily*

*coughs involuntarily*

Move along, filthy mammals.

Move along, filthy mammals.

She brought her gran to a Veteran’s Day ceremony. War is hell, basically.

She brought her gran to a Veteran’s Day ceremony. War is hell, basically.

I support this kind of vigilanteism.

I support this kind of vigilanteism.

There are angles amongst us.

There are angles amongst us.

Wait just as golly darn minute here, folks… your colors are showing.

Wait just as golly darn minute here, folks… your colors are showing.

Some of yous are not ready to hear this…

Some of yous are not ready to hear this…

Grans go yeehaw.

Grans go yeehaw.