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aliens should probably just give up on humans

Cursor disco!
Cursor disco!
The Realistic Game of Life.
The Realistic Game of Life.
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal…
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal…
If I were a DJ.
If I were a DJ.
He’s such a health freak…
He’s such a health freak…
Your daughter will never be an astronaut.
Your daughter will never be an astronaut.
WebMD.
WebMD.
I named my dog “5 miles”
I named my dog “5 miles”
DIY eggalicious hamburger.
DIY eggalicious hamburger.
Getting kicked out of the theater…
Getting kicked out of the theater…
I can’t run.
I can’t run.
What weekends feel like.
What weekends feel like.
A very redneck Christmas.
A very redneck Christmas.
Abortion in ASL.
Abortion in ASL.
Best fathers day present ever?
Best fathers day present ever?
Ron+Swanson.
Ron Swanson.
Why+I%26%238217%3Bm+unemployed.
Why I’m unemployed.
It%26%238217%3Bs+true.
It’s true.
Words.
Words.
Join the conversation
How+I+think+I+look+in+the+water.
How I think I look in the water.
Narwhal+are+cooler+than+expected.
Narwhal are cooler than expected.
A+penny+for+your+thoughts%26%238230%3B
A penny for your thoughts…
Going+to+the+store.
Going to the store.
I+need+a+bow.
I need a bow.
Hey%2C+I+just+met+you%26%238230%3B
Hey, I just met you…
All+the+puns%21
All the puns!
Definitions.
Definitions.