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I am having a legitimately bad time…

I am having a legitimately bad time...
it has stories to tell
it has stories to tell
there’s no way a home made this soup
there’s no way a home made this soup
sea urchins love hats
sea urchins love hats
yes, please
yes, please
flying is like living in the wild west
flying is like living in the wild west
forever young
forever young
untitled klingon goose game
untitled klingon goose game
i live at the zoo now
i live at the zoo now
a contributing factor for sure
a contributing factor for sure
flipping the pick up line script
flipping the pick up line script
don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad
don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad
never letting go
never letting go
would you like a parmesan wheel with your meal?
would you like a parmesan wheel with your meal?
Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses
Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses
and they said hollywood was out of ideas
and they said hollywood was out of ideas
double+edged+insult
double edged insult
smart+and+funny.+a+true+legend
smart and funny. a true legend
Adding+%26%238216%3Bvisit+salt+mountain+in+pakistan%26%238217%3B+to+my+bucket+list.
Adding ‘visit salt mountain in pakistan’ to my bucket list.
%26%238216%3Bmerica%26%238230%3B
‘merica…
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Protect+betty+white+at+all+costs
Protect betty white at all costs
it%26%238217%3Bs+a+malaphor
it’s a malaphor
potato+hack+to+tell+anti-vaxxers%21
potato hack to tell anti-vaxxers!
that+security+guard+deserves+a+medal
that security guard deserves a medal
for+when+your+pencil+won%26%238217%3Bt+sharpen+itself+at+the+beach
for when your pencil won’t sharpen itself at the beach
did+he+super+size+it%3F
did he super size it?
well+played%2C+hooman
well played, hooman
i+just+wanted+a+midnight+snack%2C+not+a+noise+complaint%26%238230%3B
i just wanted a midnight snack, not a noise complaint…