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Give us a rhyme.

Give us a rhyme.
Literally.
Literally.
It’s Depp.
It’s Depp.
Facebook.
Facebook.
Tearing away at social fabric.
Tearing away at social fabric.
The Starbucks Secret Menu.
The Starbucks Secret Menu.
If Obama was your Boyfriend.
If Obama was your Boyfriend.
See, it doesn’t hurt!
See, it doesn’t hurt!
Why did the Civil War have to happen?
Why did the Civil War have to happen?
I don’t know this joke!
I don’t know this joke!
Dear Humans.
Dear Humans.
I would save so much money…
I would save so much money…
Words.
Words.
Is this some kind of sick joke?
Is this some kind of sick joke?
Turtles are bad at eating.
Turtles are bad at eating.
I want all of them.
I want all of them.
Scarlet+fever+poetry+circa+1940.
Scarlet fever poetry circa 1940.
Tale+as+old+as+time%26%238230%3B
Tale as old as time…
The+act+of+aging+gracefully+%2CAND+Jeff+Goldbloom.
The act of aging gracefully ,AND Jeff Goldbloom.
Snoop+Dogg+in+the+house+tonight+with+the+homeboy+Tray+Deee+Waniac%26%238230%3B
Snoop Dogg in the house tonight with the homeboy Tray Deee Waniac…
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The+Late+19th-century+was+lit.
The Late 19th-century was lit.
The+puppies+are+coming%26%238230%3B
The puppies are coming…
Jimothy+made+a+channel+dedicated+to+only+good+news%2C+BTW.
Jimothy made a channel dedicated to only good news, BTW.
Bees+are+so+freaking+cute%2C+BTW.
Bees are so freaking cute, BTW.
Reconsider+reconstruction.
Reconsider reconstruction.
Why+is+this+even+an+option%2C+Micro%24oft%3F
Why is this even an option, Micro$oft?
Some+assembly+required%26%238230%3B
Some assembly required…
The+Linda+provideth.
The Linda provideth.