always have a spare-o

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

how not to tell someone their std test results

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

just one?

write the next line of this story

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

This is a brilliant grandpa move

up? down? sideways

you will pay for your betrayal

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point