Americans are crazy observant

Americans are crazy observant

Owl I do is try

Owl I do is try

ears set to parmesan frequency

ears set to parmesan frequency

They had a falling out… now it’s ruins

They had a falling out… now it’s ruins

I’m driving a sedan, not the Millennium Falcon

I’m driving a sedan, not the Millennium Falcon

High protein, higher consequences

High protein, higher consequences

barklord of eternal doom and zoomies

barklord of eternal doom and zoomies

wet nose, slick tail, no guilt

wet nose, slick tail, no guilt

Separation only made him stronger

Separation only made him stronger

i cast confusion!

i cast confusion!

her love language is attention and misting

her love language is attention and misting

A Postimpressionist Wave

A Postimpressionist Wave

Home is where the meow is

Home is where the meow is

Obi-Wait Kenobi

Obi-Wait Kenobi

we graduated from Google Translate Academy

we graduated from Google Translate Academy

“I already picked out our road trip playlist.”

“I already picked out our road trip playlist.”