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america’s horoscopes go hard

The work of a dad is never done.
The work of a dad is never done.
Parks and Rec is art.
Parks and Rec is art.
Llamas of NY– Time square, circca 1960.
Llamas of NY– Time square, circca 1960.
I get no respect.
I get no respect.
Me to my parents: my black friend is coming over… My parents:
Me to my parents: my black friend is coming over… My parents:
Dairy Queen Canada using a hockey stick for socially distance payments.
Dairy Queen Canada using a hockey stick for socially distance payments.
Yoda knew…
Yoda knew…
Preach.
Preach.
The name’s Ron.
The name’s Ron.
2020 should have gone with Allstate
2020 should have gone with Allstate
OK but how are we supposed to recruit? – Your local PD, probably.
OK but how are we supposed to recruit? – Your local PD, probably.
A symbiotic relationship.
A symbiotic relationship.
Seinfeld did it first?
Seinfeld did it first?
Well, when you put it like that…
Well, when you put it like that…
Get it, bud.
Get it, bud.
i+read+that+in+his+voice+and+now+I%26%238217%3Bm+crying%2C+too
i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too
i+wonder+what+its+property+taxes+cost
i wonder what its property taxes cost
the+milk+crate+challenge
the milk crate challenge
he%26%238217%3Bs+out+of+the+friend+group
he’s out of the friend group
Join the conversation
committing+this+to+memory
committing this to memory
don%26%238217%3Bt+drink+milk+and+drive
don’t drink milk and drive
fred+was+just+fred
fred was just fred
organic+gluten+free+bears
organic gluten free bears
what+a+happy+surprise%21
what a happy surprise!
anyone+ready+for+this+look+to+make+a+comeback%3F
anyone ready for this look to make a comeback?
I+think+i%26%238217%3Bm+hilarious
I think i’m hilarious
and+now+I+can%26%238217%3Bt+look+to+my+left
and now I can’t look to my left