Get this kid a certificate of excellence…
Over half of all marriages fail.
Smart watch, 1984 style.
Just trying to do my job here…
Mister rogers vinyl collection – creepy things to say to children
How to mess with Wal-Mart.
How to lose 50 pounds in one day.
Keep your receipts.
Who are you and how did you get in here?
Just a bunch of Nazis having a snowball fight.
Alone. So very alone.
Colbert Interviewing Morgan Freeman on “Through the Wormhole”
I was supposed to have a nice body this summer…
If bears used Instagram.