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I am Halloween.

I am Halloween.
Don’t look at him.
Don’t look at him.
Do you know why I followed you?
Do you know why I followed you?
You. Saw. Nothing.
You. Saw. Nothing.
If Bruce Willis dies of a Viagra overdose…
If Bruce Willis dies of a Viagra overdose…
What firefighters actually look like.
What firefighters actually look like.
If bands had kept their original names.
If bands had kept their original names.
How to cut a watermelon.
How to cut a watermelon.
Words.
Words.
The three stages of not getting ice cream.
The three stages of not getting ice cream.
Baldwin Rises.
Baldwin Rises.
Curiosity defined.
Curiosity defined.
My wife treats me like a God…
My wife treats me like a God…
The strange pair.
The strange pair.
You know you’re in love when…
You know you’re in love when…
Father of the year.
Father of the year.
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
That+awkward+moment+when%26%238230%3B
That awkward moment when…
Words.
Words.
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
Join the conversation
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.
100+things+to+do+before+you+die.
100 things to do before you die.
What+is+your+Batman+name%3F%3F%3F
What is your Batman name???
Words.
Words.
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+conspiracy%21
It’s a conspiracy!
Words.
Words.