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an ottoman bites the dust

May God punish y’all thoroughly.
May God punish y’all thoroughly.
English on a mug.
English on a mug.
Blind kitty we found alone in the garden.
Blind kitty we found alone in the garden.
How to evict yourself from the planet.
How to evict yourself from the planet.
Got a souvenir from the museum… #dadjokes
Got a souvenir from the museum… #dadjokes
Elephants thing you’re cute, at least…
Elephants thing you’re cute, at least…
There should be leash laws for kids?
There should be leash laws for kids?
I can only take so much prodding…
I can only take so much prodding…
Taking 5,000 ducks for a walk to the local pond.
Taking 5,000 ducks for a walk to the local pond.
Chickens can’t fly.
Chickens can’t fly.
[Alchemy 100]
[Alchemy 100]
Bread alignment chart
Bread alignment chart
No matter; Ben had a time machine.
No matter; Ben had a time machine.
When the candy bin keeps calling your name…
When the candy bin keeps calling your name…
Grandma’s first pumpkin spice latte was named Bob.
Grandma’s first pumpkin spice latte was named Bob.
Are+you+seeing+what+I%26%238217%3Bm+seeing%3F
Are you seeing what I’m seeing?
When+aunties+proselyte.
When aunties proselyte.
Well+that+just+kinda+worked+itself+out%26%238230%3B
Well that just kinda worked itself out…
My+bank+account+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+agree%2C+but+my+heart+is+happy.
My bank account doesn’t agree, but my heart is happy.
Join the conversation
Can+you+not%2C+Ted%3F
Can you not, Ted?
Thommy%2C+no%21
Thommy, no!
Who%26%238217%3Bs+next%3F
Who’s next?
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+direct+translation%26%238230%3B
It’s a direct translation…
Pretty+sure+I+got+this%26%238230%3B+%26%238211%3B+Dad%2C+probably.
Pretty sure I got this… – Dad, probably.
Dwight+you+ignorant+slut.
Dwight you ignorant slut.
I+mean%2C+a+bed+is+a+bed.
I mean, a bed is a bed.
It+really+doge+be+like+that%26%238230%3B
It really doge be like that…