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An actual e-mail I had to send to my professor yesterday…

An actual e-mail I had to send to my professor yesterday…
You did nail it, Andy.
You did nail it, Andy.
Every calorie counts.
Every calorie counts.
But does the fox snore?
But does the fox snore?
OMG it’s beautiful Janet.
OMG it’s beautiful Janet.
The wonderful thing about numbers, is…
The wonderful thing about numbers, is…
One Coke to rule them all!
One Coke to rule them all!
The old spice marketing team is on drugs, presumably.
The old spice marketing team is on drugs, presumably.
I have no idea…
I have no idea…
*puts headphones on*
*puts headphones on*
Tend to the doge, PRN.
Tend to the doge, PRN.
Do you even bask in his glory, bro?
Do you even bask in his glory, bro?
This is what it’s like when grans attac.
This is what it’s like when grans attac.
This is the way.
This is the way.
tHe tRaDeMaRk mAkEs iT rEaL
tHe tRaDeMaRk mAkEs iT rEaL
Sounds like somebody needs some civil disobedience…
Sounds like somebody needs some civil disobedience…
OK+Karen+from+OH.
OK Karen from OH.
We%26%238217%3Bre+gonna+need+another+universe%2C+Morty%26%238230%3B
We’re gonna need another universe, Morty…
Needless+to+say+he+was+not+a+hide+and+seek+champion+as+a+kid%26%238230%3B
Needless to say he was not a hide and seek champion as a kid…
Thanks%2C+that+completes+me.
Thanks, that completes me.
Join the conversation
Sorry+I+should+have+been+more+clear%26%238230%3B
Sorry I should have been more clear…
Kick+on+the+afterbirders.
Kick on the afterbirders.
Forrest+Fenn+being+reunited+with+the+treasure+chest+he+hid+in+the+Rocky+Mountains.
Forrest Fenn being reunited with the treasure chest he hid in the Rocky Mountains.
Celebrities+getting+ready+to+record+their+Juneteenth+videos.
Celebrities getting ready to record their Juneteenth videos.
She%26%238217%3Bs+not+wrong%2C+also.
She’s not wrong, also.
God+speed+the+movement.
God speed the movement.
This+is+what+it%26%238217%3Bs+like+when+worlds+collide.
This is what it’s like when worlds collide.
China+fills+orders%2C+generally.
China fills orders, generally.