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An actual e-mail I had to send to my professor yesterday…

An actual e-mail I had to send to my professor yesterday…
Somebody is in a raspberry jam coma…
Somebody is in a raspberry jam coma…
Thank you Jamie. VV interesting.
Thank you Jamie. VV interesting.
Seattle gas station taking care of their own.
Seattle gas station taking care of their own.
Big oof, Mr. Paul.
Big oof, Mr. Paul.
It is known.
It is known.
I mean, he’s not wrong…
I mean, he’s not wrong…
Spring cleaning is contagious.
Spring cleaning is contagious.
Not mad, just disappointed.
Not mad, just disappointed.
There is a learning curve to working at home…
There is a learning curve to working at home…
The Dick’s are properly social-distancing in Seattle.
The Dick’s are properly social-distancing in Seattle.
Putting on a show for the birds.
Putting on a show for the birds.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Coming right up, bud.
Coming right up, bud.
The fat controller demands it…
The fat controller demands it…
Dr. Anthony Fauci, circa 1985
Dr. Anthony Fauci, circa 1985
Hail+Satan%2C+basically.
Hail Satan, basically.
Let+them+sleep.
Let them sleep.
Got+%26%238216%3Beeeem+%5Beventually%5D
Got ‘eeeem [eventually]
What+she+said%26%238230%3B
What she said…
Join the conversation
Llamas+on+ffire.
Llamas on ffire.
Work%26%238217%3Bs+25+percent+of+the+time%2C+all+of+the+time%26%238230%3B
Work’s 25 percent of the time, all of the time…
Just+another+stable+genius.
Just another stable genius.
The+dead+pixel+is+Mercury.+Neat%21
The dead pixel is Mercury. Neat!
PSA+%26%238211%3B+get+that+wifi+working.
PSA – get that wifi working.
Bon+voyage%2C+wee+cosmonaut.
Bon voyage, wee cosmonaut.
Santa+about+to+drop+the+most+festive+R%26%23038%3BB+album+of+2020.
Santa about to drop the most festive R&B album of 2020.
Why+would+you+tell+him+that%3F
Why would you tell him that?