ancient headache

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

this is how many sides a circle has

this is how many sides a circle has

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

toast and butter is an everyday phase

toast and butter is an everyday phase