and birds would use all caps
It’s never ok
Unique pool formation in Royal National Park, New South Wales, Australia.
The greatest chew toy and the goodest doggo
How to get ripped abs by tomorrow night*
He told me he loved me…
The Proper British Response
My vegetarian brother thinks his birthday card is funny.
Aliens find out and we’re all toast
No matter how stupid you think your ideas are, remember this: A virtual fidget spinner is the top free app in the app store right now.
Did you honk at my Car???
I just ended a five year relationship
One wine glass to rule them all.
Someone is sad the snow is going away :/
Did you eat my babies?
Love between two pieces of tempered glass
Australia seems dangerous.
I can’t wait to tell my friends
Jurassic Park, except the dinosaurs are from the 90’s
Join the conversation
Looks have an expiration date.
March for the cure.
We’ll have to dry off before brunch.
Stick the landing.
Real deals only
I know a tiny vegan premed student named Athena. Sometimes she has breakfast potatoes in her pockets and she shares them.
The Doctor doesn’t do guns