and now i’m scared to go into the ocean, too. thanks kid

once you see it, you can’t unsee it

try saying that five times fast!

700 years old and still standing

she said see ya later boi

do better, cody

he finally got to have fun at his job

now your kids can suffer just like you!

he was really bored during the pandemic

the onion of the gods

he’s lived through every injury

chucks forever

nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks