and that’s how they got me

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

oh no is an understatement

oh no is an understatement

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

work day lunch break hack

work day lunch break hack