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What teachers make.
What teachers make.
I’m late for work!
I’m late for work!
My daughter’s selling girl scout cookies…
My daughter’s selling girl scout cookies…
I shouldn’t be alive.
I shouldn’t be alive.
Parenting level 439932.
Parenting level 439932.
Exercise!
Exercise!
Heaven.
Heaven.
I hiding.
I hiding.
Magical puberty.
Magical puberty.
Sad, but true.
Sad, but true.
I’m Elmo and I know it.
I’m Elmo and I know it.
Freeze frame.
Freeze frame.
What’s the difference between Starbucks & KFC?
What’s the difference between Starbucks & KFC?
I’ll kill you with my puns!!!
I’ll kill you with my puns!!!
Vocabulary in infomercials.
Vocabulary in infomercials.
The+tiniest+floof.
The tiniest floof.
If+you+visit+us+in+England%2C+please+use+the+correct+terminology.+Here+is+a+handy+guide.+The+locals+will+appreciate+it.
If you visit us in England, please use the correct terminology. Here is a handy guide. The locals will appreciate it.
Seems+about+right
Seems about right
Female+body+types
Female body types
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Can%26%23039%3Bt+Chase+The+Ball+Right+Now%2C+Have+A+Friend+To+Hold
Can't Chase The Ball Right Now, Have A Friend To Hold
Good+Guy+David+Michael+Bennett
Good Guy David Michael Bennett
The+Derp+Awakens
The Derp Awakens
Damn+fiddlers
Damn fiddlers
Just+pick+a+book
Just pick a book
How+To+Properly+Open+A+New+Book
How To Properly Open A New Book
This+guy.
This guy.
What+the+Starbucks+cup+drama+looked+like+to+someone+out+of+the+loop
What the Starbucks cup drama looked like to someone out of the loop