anger isn’t the problem

barklord of eternal doom and zoomies

barklord of eternal doom and zoomies

Owl I do is try

Owl I do is try

A Postimpressionist Wave

A Postimpressionist Wave

Obi-Wait Kenobi

Obi-Wait Kenobi

“I already picked out our road trip playlist.”

“I already picked out our road trip playlist.”

High protein, higher consequences

High protein, higher consequences

wet nose, slick tail, no guilt

wet nose, slick tail, no guilt

i cast confusion!

i cast confusion!

ears set to parmesan frequency

ears set to parmesan frequency

Coffin up style since ‘87

Coffin up style since ‘87

her love language is attention and misting

her love language is attention and misting

if i fits, i devour

if i fits, i devour

Home is where the meow is

Home is where the meow is

Picasso called, said “that’s too weird”

Picasso called, said “that’s too weird”

I’m driving a sedan, not the Millennium Falcon

I’m driving a sedan, not the Millennium Falcon