this is beyond frustrating

is martin scorsese out of touch as he turns 80, or is it just these memes

you have one life, don’t waste it trying to be a cat

reason #1 is pretty obvious

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

you’ve got time

all is not well in waffleville

turtle burglar

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

inflatable baby prison

this description is way too accurate

beefy

google ain’t no snitch

keep laughing see what happens

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west