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i said “take me higher,” universe overdelivered

if you can’t beat the fur, blend it

“take me to the vibes”

dino? fine. dipo? run.

bros before brains

fooled me and healed my soul

if love had a BMI, it’s this

went in oinkin’, came out orcin’

now love me from over there, thanks

this summer… the woods bite back

eyes said “marry me,” stomach said “now”

fast? no. furious? absolutely

tweet me never, feather friend

Roaring through the glass ceiling

Sir, your skeleton’s trying to leave without you

She%26%238217%3Bs+proud+of+her+sign.
She’s proud of her sign.
Dwight+you+ignorant+slut%26%238230%3B
Dwight you ignorant slut…
Bring+out+your+dead+%5Baunts%5D
Bring out your dead [aunts]
You%26%238217%3Bd+do+good+to+learn+Welsh%26%238230%3B
You’d do good to learn Welsh…
Join the conversation
Never+trust+the+Irish
Never trust the Irish
Take+care+of+%231%2C+2.
Take care of #1, 2.
Thumbs+up%2C+buddies%21
Thumbs up, buddies!
%C3%82%C2%A1dimelo+en+mi+cara%21
¡dimelo en mi cara!
The+geese+are+not+free+this+year%26%238230%3B
The geese are not free this year…
%2Apays+more+into+SS%2A
*pays more into SS*
She%26%238217%3Bs+a+strong%2C+independent+bitch+who+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+no+good+boy.
She’s a strong, independent bitch who don’t need no good boy.
Treating+the+local+mice+population+to+an+upgrade.
Treating the local mice population to an upgrade.