Sir, your skeleton’s trying to leave without you

Doggy heaven: where squirrels go to lose their nuts

Ruff justice.

deep sea philosopher vs. spicy little bean

no thoughts, just happy slime

if serotonin had a mascot

“press 1 for treats, 2 for belly rubs”

they named it on their lunch break

“them ankles look seasoned”

runs on lettuce and ambition

100% good boy

hunger… my oldest companion returns

if it fits, it tricks

joyball

i zig when life zags