caught the essence, missed the frog

clean floor today, fur tomorrow’s mess

cats went from memes to mentors

the bear’s got no clue where he’s at

proof by synchronized napping

flightless, not felon-less

if i fits, i supervise

“who dat? (porch remix)”

knows 10 commands… ignores all

i’m not being hunted… i’m being scheduled!

he heard the sound. chose violence.

“we brought emotional support clucks”

shameless penguin smoked cigarette, got drunk, lost pants

My Neighbor Toki

not real danger, just real fear

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