Rise and Don’t Shine

the certificate didn’t pass his obedience test

FB: show me the pawsport

Beak to Beak

gossip gallop

house of claws

My dance floor has hooves

quack-approved and hilarious

Did someone say ‘surprise’?

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algebra homework supervisor

nine lives, zero emails

reporting for scratches, commander

scissors cut hair and egos

bubble goggles set to maximum joy