not real danger, just real fear

florida safari: choose your fighter

WarmLegs 3000: Now with Socks!

hiss and dismiss

claws out, bugs out

SitSquish: Built for the Drop

emotional support houseplant

moon in retrograde? bring the goat

one fears consequences, one is consequence

don’t fight monsters…roast them!

They’re planning something. And it’s personal.

When Instinct Meets Marker Ink

warning: will brake for squirrels

home is where the fur sticks

eggstraterrestrial life confirmed