Girlfriends whom bake.
When I’m on my period…
Teeny tiny BBQ made from a drink can.
Dave Chappelle, everyone.
To the alcoholic in the office…
Fat cells are dumb.
Superman’s Cape Puppeteers
But.. I love her :(
The dangers of alcohol.
The regal ring-neck snake.
How I flirt with women.
Wake Me Up – Avicii – Sam Meador (Percussive Guitar Cover)
I’m finally happy.
The original was much funnier. GOT vs. The Princess Bride.
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten