Stalwart guardian of vehicles everywhere

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

work day lunch break hack

first off, when teen jesus is left home alone he’s turning water into wine, don’t lie to yourself about this

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

oh no is an understatement

what sad song music video are you finding yourself in during a car ride?

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?