Stalwart guardian of vehicles everywhere
a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose
Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?
gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest
this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable
You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU
just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.
work day lunch break hack
first off, when teen jesus is left home alone he’s turning water into wine, don’t lie to yourself about this
if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?
someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart
baby squid eggs found inside a seashell
if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company
oh no is an understatement
what sad song music video are you finding yourself in during a car ride?
do they make this vest in adult human sizes?
This is illogical…
I’ve lost all control!
Nerd jokes you probably won’t understand…
How to tell if it’s hot outside.
Join the conversation
What most people think.
Mullet + Perm?
Eating chocolate when you’re sad.
Yes, Yes…. Your sacrifice is acceptable….
I guess you could say I’m pretty awkward…
Humans and dogs.