Just California things…

a very different star wars movie

the official outfit of middle aged dads

catch me if you can, snail. the race is on!

it’s funny how much you hate him

how to properly cook lasagna. Just don’t ask me what temp the oven is supposed to be set to…

the best duo in stranger is *literally* batman and robin

officially a first row greg

Radio Shack went out of business in 2015 but their verified twitter is still very active

we know one thing for certain – his name definitely is not carl

the turtle sandwich bit back

do you take off all your clothes to go to the bathroom?

of all the open seats on the busses in the world, you had to sit in the one directly next to me…

turning on the lights is not an option

the summoning has begun

trying to sleep during pollen season is pointless