be like corpsegrinder

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

the flux capacitor can only handle so much

of all the open seats on the busses in the world, you had to sit in the one directly next to me…

the makers of oreos have no chill

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

a real life first attempt at drawing keanu reeves

what new ghosts would you like to see?

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

we all know why we have gathered here today

turning on the lights is not an option

realistic relationship goals

the murderer is one of the people on this train *twirls mustache*

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

planking isn’t for everybody

bilbo was a very wise hobbit indeed