Nice skin tag.
Employee of the month, as far as I’m concerned.
The many potat of Peru.
Few are safe from His reign.
Lions do not make any sense, on occasion.
The anatomically correct coffee mug.
Someone scream all clear from the hill tops.
The density is beyond normal limits.
When mom understands you.
Some might even say he found his better half..
You gotta boost your watermelon standards this year.
Let’s go bowling and wait for this all to blow over…
OK now do nickles.
He’s our special boy…
Karen! You weren’t supposed to do that…
This was written by a proper therapist.
You can order a beer in McDonalds in Austria
Keep dreaming ;_;
I asked my cousin if he liked the book I lent him
Join the conversation
Mark Zuckerberg with his parents circa 1984
Heroin needles collected from the Merrimack River in NH.
You will never make it out alive
Cool parents, bro.
Anyone else have a favorite traffic light?
Just bank things