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thomas the claustrophobic turtle

thomas the claustrophobic turtle
This is fine.
This is fine.
Got ‘eeeem [eventually]
Got ‘eeeem [eventually]
Hail Satan, basically.
Hail Satan, basically.
Wow what a fun idea… generally.
Wow what a fun idea… generally.
Burn it with color.
Burn it with color.
Respect, though.
Respect, though.
Nap and snackie time!
Nap and snackie time!
Well, yes, but actually yes.
Well, yes, but actually yes.
Why would you tell him that?
Why would you tell him that?
Texting and driving PSA’s are getting wild…
Texting and driving PSA’s are getting wild…
‘stralia is quite large.
‘stralia is quite large.
Whom is setting the pace, though?
Whom is setting the pace, though?
*robotic zooming noises*
*robotic zooming noises*
PSA – get that wifi working.
PSA – get that wifi working.
Written in the snow at Niagara Falls, Canada, circa 2020.
Written in the snow at Niagara Falls, Canada, circa 2020.
Best+responses+to+tweet+about+%26%238220%3Bmystery+flight%26%238221%3B
Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”
who+pooped+the+bed%3F+sounds+like+an+it%26%238217%3Bs+always+sunny+in+philadelphia+episode
who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode
wind+up+smart+car+%26%238211%3B+for+when+you+run+out+of+gas+but+still+have+a+block+to+go
wind up smart car – for when you run out of gas but still have a block to go
there+is+no+way+the+ice+cream+man+didn%26%238217%3Bt+see+this+person
there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person
Join the conversation
the+story+of+how+this+woman+became+an+archaeologist+is+amazing
the story of how this woman became an archaeologist is amazing
It+all+sounds+awful+until+you+remember+that+statistically+flying+is+still+the+safest+form+of+travel
It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel
flat+earthers+were+right+the+whole+time
flat earthers were right the whole time
new+job+opportunity+%26%238211%3B+unfortunately+it+lacks+upward+mobility
new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility
jesus+was+larger+than+a+baby+but+smaller+than+a+temple.+good+to+know%21
jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!
i+have+such+fond+memories+of+funnel+milk
i have such fond memories of funnel milk
the+real+reason+millennials+aren%26%238217%3Bt+buying+diamonds.+Has+nothing+to+do+with+ethics+or+morals
the real reason millennials aren’t buying diamonds. Has nothing to do with ethics or morals
how+to+make+your+house+smell+like+pillsburry+dough+butt
how to make your house smell like pillsburry dough butt