You and me, baby.

You and me, baby.

You are not dead until you are warm and dead, essentially.

You are not dead until you are warm and dead, essentially.

*confused gaming*

*confused gaming*

I just want someone to look at me like this man looks at his flannel.

I just want someone to look at me like this man looks at his flannel.

You will miss one hundred percent of the shots you do not take.

You will miss one hundred percent of the shots you do not take.

If you’re going to be a jerk, consider not leaving the house.

If you’re going to be a jerk, consider not leaving the house.

It sheds the meat.

It sheds the meat.

Suddenly Gary.

Same country, same day.

Same country, same day.

A bulldozer falling through the sea ice in Antarctica. RIP In Ice.

A bulldozer falling through the sea ice in Antarctica. RIP In Ice.

Be best for them.

Be best for them.

Coo coo for Cocoa Puffs!

Coo coo for Cocoa Puffs!

…I am not a racist and I did nothing wrong. – Business Owner

…I am not a racist and I did nothing wrong. – Business Owner

What is thot, anyway?

What is thot, anyway?

Here is a matte black aeroplane.

Here is a matte black aeroplane.

The timing is impeccable. #bernonedown

The timing is impeccable. #bernonedown