We could share a Netflix account, even.

We could share a Netflix account, even.

This limerick

Every time I try clothes for an event

Every time I try clothes for an event

Pretty solid logic

Pretty solid logic

‘Don’t tell mom’

‘Don’t tell mom’

So true

It’s The Real Walk Of Shame

It’s The Real Walk Of Shame

Don’t Do It, It Freaks Them Out

Don’t Do It, It Freaks Them Out

"get out"

The first cat joke I laughed at

The first cat joke I laughed at

For the past two years I’ve been convinced we didn’t have any money.

For the past two years I’ve been convinced we didn’t have any money.

Now, with Halloween out of the way..

Now, with Halloween out of the way..

Definitive beard guide for those in need

Definitive beard guide for those in need

Every other book is a remix

Every other book is a remix

Explain this to me

Explain this to me

But…You Promise?

But…You Promise?