artful needs

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

retired firehoses

retired firehoses

mind blown

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.

delete comic sans from the system

delete comic sans from the system

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

He became his legacy. Literally

He became his legacy. Literally

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Is this true?

Needs more salt

Needs more salt

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

justice served

And together they will conquer the dog park

And together they will conquer the dog park