% Feeling Lucky? %

I would take a Lamborghini tractor, though.

I would take a Lamborghini tractor, though.
Total halloween win
Total halloween win
That’s ok, I don’t like having fun anyway.
That’s ok, I don’t like having fun anyway.
Who knew my farts could invoke such raw emotion
Who knew my farts could invoke such raw emotion
Garlic bread > everything
Garlic bread > everything
I can’t…
I can’t…
Dad stop this is serious
Dad stop this is serious
You hush now.
You hush now.
This Story Moves My Heart
This Story Moves My Heart
They're so cuuuuuuteeeeeee <3
They're so cuuuuuuteeeeeee <3
Even the store is concerned.
Even the store is concerned.
Catnip Promises
Catnip Promises
Got some games?
Got some games?
I really wish this wasn’t true
I really wish this wasn’t true
I got you, babe
I got you, babe
The majestic full plumage of a peac*ck in flight
The majestic full plumage of a peac*ck in flight
Life+is+like+a+box+of+chocolates.
Life is like a box of chocolates.
Scumbag+butter.
Scumbag butter.
The+brain+named+itself%3F
The brain named itself?
An+inch.
An inch.
Join the conversation
Oh%2C+you%26%238217%3Bre+getting+back+together+with+your+ex%3F
Oh, you’re getting back together with your ex?
Kony+2012%26%238230%3B%3F+Oh%26%238230%3B
Kony 2012…? Oh…
Murphy%26%238217%3Bs+law+states%26%238230%3B
Murphy’s law states…
Have+you%3F
Have you?
Yes%2C+this+is+Bear%26%238230%3B
Yes, this is Bear…
How+a+dog%26%238217%3Bs+brain+works.
How a dog’s brain works.
Owner+said+meow%21
Owner said meow!
In+an+alternate+universe.
In an alternate universe.