Bring the spook to the child.

🎵 Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting

Pillars of Clay Leftover from the last Ice Age that remain uneroded due to the rocks sitting on top. Eventually the clay loses strength, sending the rock tumbling down the mountain.

Jond, Bames Jond

Behold, the pink pelican.

Octopussy

Ron Swanson sums up what it means to be a real man

You’re hire, and you can work here as long as you want.

Lizard is life.

omg tho.

I’ll just be here if you need me

Chris Pratt signed this autograph as Corey Haim.

Gotta read them all.

Grandma sends the weirdest texts…

I’m 9/10 passive aggressive.

Welcome to Alabama.