gets threatening letter from HOA

*gets threatening letter from HOA*

when a problem comes around, you must —

when a problem comes around, you must —

spare him his life from this monstrosity!

spare him his life from this monstrosity!

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

just passing through

just passing through

so warm and cozy

so warm and cozy

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

baby faced swamp witch

baby faced swamp witch

political pokemon

political pokemon

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

the gym can’t fix ugly

the gym can’t fix ugly

all of this is factual

all of this is factual