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At least I got high from the pain meds

At least I got high from the pain meds
so I didn’t need to pay after all
so I didn’t need to pay after all
10 Interesting Illusions to Waste Your Time
10 Interesting Illusions to Waste Your Time
all that training for nothing
all that training for nothing
enjoy ze capitol hon hon
enjoy ze capitol hon hon
the good ol’ days
the good ol’ days
only missing “as per my last email”
only missing “as per my last email”
I just want my lunch…
I just want my lunch…
People Having a Worse Day than You
People Having a Worse Day than You
you know the saying — get 3,416 birds with one bag
you know the saying — get 3,416 birds with one bag
and I took that personally
and I took that personally
they know me for who I am
they know me for who I am
making my math teacher proud
making my math teacher proud
where are your gods now
where are your gods now
grandma is sick of you
grandma is sick of you
well I’m “willing”…
well I’m “willing”…
What+is+your+Batman+name%3F%3F%3F
What is your Batman name???
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…
Words.
Words.
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
Join the conversation
You+keep+using+those+words%26%238230%3B
You keep using those words…
Rambo+vs.+MacGyver+vs.+Chuck+Norris.
Rambo vs. MacGyver vs. Chuck Norris.
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+trap%21
It’s a trap!
True+story.
True story.
If+you+watch+Cinderella+backwards%26%238230%3B
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
Words.
Words.
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
This+means+war%26%238230%3B
This means war…