just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.
never underestimate women
i’d take ultron. easy money with how much he loves listenig to himself monologue
first off, when teen jesus is left home alone he’s turning water into wine, don’t lie to yourself about this
a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose
whoa – an 82 year old monk died without ever having see a woman in his life
this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel
gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest
Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?
You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies
Chumbawumba for life alert and other entertainment themed memes!
what sad song music video are you finding yourself in during a car ride?
work day lunch break hack
american stadium food is a whole other level of american gluttony
if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?