I’m berry excited for spring.
The worlds most typical person.
…the floor is lava.
The evolution of the bathroom.
I don’t want to live on this planet any more.
Nicolas Cage can be anyone…
Cats are jerks.
Hey, guess what…
Vote Geek in 2012.
Well hello there!
One giant step for the guido community…
First photo of Snooki’s new baby.
I am a bad dog, and I should feel bad.
The most important thing in life is to be yourself…
If men hate the sight of you, there is help available.
Society’s guide to a better life.
Doctor Who Van Gogh Mug
The name of your new record label.
Join the conversation
Heaven is hotter than Hell.
How dogs try to rationalize.
I gave that pitch vibrato…
Dating girls is like riding a bicycle.
That fresh cut grass smell…
Tugging my heart strings.
This is a thing. They’re called catios.