Scott Croker

Writer for I Waste So Much Time.

i want to touch the forbidden carpet!

and the answer is?

forever 31

comrade cat

adding to my vernacular

everything is bigger in texas except the rain

ancient simpsons

there were no witnesses

does anyone know how to get chocolate milk out of bedsheets?

i think i could at least handle one goose. probably not more

good luck, punks

what fish think when you’re fishing

don’t even think about it, garfield

it was just a misunderstanding

i’m a sinner, i’m a saint, i do not feel ashamed

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